Top ten reasons to become a nurse:

• Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
• Fashionable shoes and sexy uniforms.
• Needles: "Tis better to give then receive"
• Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually.
• Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases.
• Interesting aromas.
• Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
• Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them
• Go to work sick so a resident on staff will give you a prescription
• Your sister is a nurse!